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I'll end up an old lady who can only live with cats

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Well, a man that worships chaos and tries to kill you is a man you can trust

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I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.

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If the apocalypse comes beep me

If the apocalypse comes,beep me

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It s hard to do homework if you think you re going to die

It's hard to do homework if you think you're going to die.

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Best of all... I'm not stupid

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I don't know what's coming next. But I do know it's gonna be just like this -- hard, painful. But in the end, it's gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we'll be the ones left standing. Here endeth the lesson

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I was kinda unsure about where the party was

I was kinda unsure about where the party was. And then I saw the flashing red lights and the ambulance, and it's like, oh right, of course. Carnage. Death. It's a Buffy party.

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You can never watch to many movies!

You can never watch to many movies!

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You know  you should be more careful

You know, you should be more careful. A vampire, out at night all alone. It can be very dangerous.

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This is not gonna  be pretty

This is not gonna' be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content

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Sweet: What if I kill you? Buffy: Trust me, won't help. Sweet: Oh, that's gloomy. Buffy: That's life.

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