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Michael, the little Korean is here and I don't know what to do with him. At least I think it's a him. You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you can tell.

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They don’t allow you to have bees in here.

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Oh really? Did "nothing" cancel?

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I hope you have an escape plan!

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Oh, please. They didn’t sneak into this country to be your friends.

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Buster! Stop playing with Mother's rape horn Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace.

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Oh my god! Do you still sell breakfast burritos?

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I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

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I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

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[holding up a diamond necklace]...and this is from when your Pop pop called out 'Oh Melanie' when he was making love to Gangy.

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Suddenly he's too much of a big shot to brush mother's hair.

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What, did that Mexican throw you out?

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