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I prefer brainy girls

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Putrefaction begins with the first cavity but people just don’t want to talk about it

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Friends aren’t forever.
They are organic… they rot too

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The world is rotten
… but me too

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Life sucks. One day you are here, next day you´re in the grave… next again here

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I’m not trying to show off, but I have a vintage organism.

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When I was alive no one would invite me to parties because they said I was too quiet. Now they don´t do it because they say that I talk too much for a zombie

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People tell me to cheer up but I think I am quite cheerful for a corpse.

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Why are people so selfish? Why can´t they think more of ME and less of them?

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I see myself esentially as an environmental activist. I’m green and biodegradable.

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I dated a vegetarian but we had a conflict regarding our diets; she didn’t like me trying to eat her.

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I hate presents with negative indirects. The other day, they gave me an exfoliating sponge for death skin. Which in my case it’s only called skin.

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