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My success rate is 100 percent

"My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math."

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I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself

"I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself."

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I m 45  I ve got five kids  and I ve been dumped on for too long

"I'm 45, I've got five kids, and I've been dumped on for too long."

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I dare you to keep up with me

"I dare you to keep up with me."

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Get a job  anyone?

"Get a job, anyone?"

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Damn  I didn t take care of myself

"Damn, I didn't take care of myself. Again."

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We need his wisdom and his bitchin -ness

"We need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness."

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Winning

"Winning. Everyday."

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They can t hang with me

"They can't hang with me. Their bones would melt like wax."

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Biggest star in the world

"Biggest star in the world."

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He has no salt in his soul

"He has no salt in his soul."

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I think you ve got a little more magic than you realize

"I think you've got a little more magic than you realize."

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