I'm dating two guys at once. I love one of them but I'm with the other one only because I could be pregnant with his baby.
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said:
- That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
In a huff, the woman took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
- The bus driver insulted me - she fumed.
The man sympathized and said:
- Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
- You're right - she said - I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
- That's a good idea - the man said - Here, let me hold your monkey.
Newborns are colorblind until about six to eight months old because their cone cells have not developed yet.
When I dream that's the only place I see my lover at
So I just want to sleep my life away until we are together again.... I love you baby.....