Life's sarcastic quotes

msmorgan1968

Published 1314 days

Grunt? Seriously? Well thanks for the gesture of kindness but i only saw one pig in the room that day!..

msmorgan1968

Published 972 days

To love... can happen quite easy, to like...now that's another matter!

msmorgan1968

Published 972 days

Consider this...i am not concerned about what you think, i know the facts and your impression of me is a figment of your narcassistic temperament!

msmorgan1968

Published 1064 days

While youre talking about me behind my back, please feel free to bend down and kiss my ass!

msmorgan1968

Published 1192 days

Hey!! I am not lying... I wish you'd believe me! Every bad thing I said about you was the truth!

msmorgan1968

Published 1192 days

"Don't make you laugh!"
Why would I attempt to perform such an impossible task you miserable git!!

msmorgan1968

Published 1192 days

Wow! Your excuse is in truth worse than the first insult I heard you say about me, so being a lady I'm going to ignore it...until I decide which face I should re-adjust!!! Have a nice day...