Life's sarcastic quotes

msmorgan1968

Published 1512 days

Excuse excuses! Do me a favour, lick it, stick it and send it to someone who gives a damn!

msmorgan1968

Published 1096 days

To love... can happen quite easy, to like...now that's another matter!

msmorgan1968

Published 1096 days

Consider this...i am not concerned about what you think, i know the facts and your impression of me is a figment of your narcassistic temperament!

msmorgan1968

Published 1188 days

While youre talking about me behind my back, please feel free to bend down and kiss my ass!

msmorgan1968

Published 1316 days

Hey!! I am not lying... I wish you'd believe me! Every bad thing I said about you was the truth!

msmorgan1968

Published 1316 days

"Don't make you laugh!"
Why would I attempt to perform such an impossible task you miserable git!!

msmorgan1968

Published 1316 days

Wow! Your excuse is in truth worse than the first insult I heard you say about me, so being a lady I'm going to ignore it...until I decide which face I should re-adjust!!! Have a nice day...