Daily Dose of Sarcasm

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 1971 days

I love everybody: some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.

FrogWithNoNameENLingress

Published 866 days

The hardest part about a business is minding your own.

HeatherSantamaria

Published 905 days

I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 905 days

That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 905 days

Yes, you are unique... so is everyone else

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 905 days

Do I want to go on a date with YOU? Let me quote Aerosmith: Dream On, Dream On

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 908 days

You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit