Daily Dose of Sarcasm
Published 1971 days
I love everybody: some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.
Published 905 days
I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.
Published 905 days
That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion
Published 905 days
Do I want to go on a date with YOU? Let me quote Aerosmith: Dream On, Dream On
Published 908 days
You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit
