Funny Jokes

Batman

Published 2016 days

Tips to get girls:

1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive

Advice

Batman

Published 1335 days

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

Batman

Published 1428 days

My anger management class PISSES ME OFF!

Batman

Published 1434 days

She said she was turned on by dangerous men...so he started running with scissors.

Batman

Published 1465 days

People who have big feet have big...



socks!

Batman

Published 1471 days

I'm single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice.

Batman

Published 1475 days

Do you want to know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it