Published 2113 days
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
Published 905 days
The hardest part about a business is minding your own.
Published 944 days
I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.
That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion
Yes, you are unique... so is everyone else
Do I want to go on a date with YOU? Let me quote Aerosmith: Dream On, Dream On
Published 947 days
You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit