Daily Dose of Sarcasm

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 2113 days

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?

FrogWithNoNameENLingress

Published 905 days

The hardest part about a business is minding your own.

HeatherSantamaria

Published 944 days

I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 944 days

That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 944 days

Yes, you are unique... so is everyone else

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 944 days

Do I want to go on a date with YOU? Let me quote Aerosmith: Dream On, Dream On

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 947 days

You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit