Daily Dose of Sarcasm

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 2068 days

You know there's this thing called shut up!

FrogWithNoNameENLingress

Published 857 days

The hardest part about a business is minding your own.

HeatherSantamaria

Published 896 days

I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 896 days

That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 896 days

Yes, you are unique... so is everyone else

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 896 days

Do I want to go on a date with YOU? Let me quote Aerosmith: Dream On, Dream On

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 899 days

You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit