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First guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
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I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.
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My anger management class PISSES ME OFF!
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She said she was turned on by dangerous men...so he started running with scissors.
Published 1426 days
People who have big feet have big...
Published 1432 days
I'm single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice.
Published 1435 days
Do you want to know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it