Woody Allen Quotes

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In Beverly Hills  they don t throw their garbage away

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

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Most of the time I don t have much fun

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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Not only is there no God  but try finding a plumber on Sunday

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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Why does man kill? He kills for food

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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If my films don t show a profit  I know I m doing something right

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

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I will not eat oysters

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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I have bad reflexes

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.