Woody Allen Quotes

lujanibarra

Published 2148 days

Right now it s only a notion  but I think I can get the money to make it into...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

lujanibarra

Published 2148 days

Most of the time I don t have much fun

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

lujanibarra

Published 2148 days

Not only is there no God  but try finding a plumber on Sunday

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

lujanibarra

Published 2148 days

Why does man kill? He kills for food

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

lujanibarra

Published 2148 days

If my films don t show a profit  I know I m doing something right

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

lujanibarra

Published 2148 days

I will not eat oysters

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

lujanibarra

Published 2148 days

I have bad reflexes

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.