What do ghosts serve for dessert?
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Hide inside a pile of leaves near the driveway or walkway leading to the front door, and jump out with a monster howl at the appropriate time.
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Wrap an apple-shaped onion in a caramel-apple wrap. Add a Popsicle stick, melt the caramel slightly in the microwave for an authentic look, and let it cool. Serve to the sucker of your choice.
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