Daily Dose of Sarcasm

GodzukerGodzuker

Published 641 days

Is that your face or did your neck just vomit?

FrogWithNoNameENLingress

Published 417 days

The hardest part about a business is minding your own.

HeatherSantamaria

Published 457 days

I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 457 days

That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 457 days

Yes, you are unique... so is everyone else

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 457 days

Do I want to go on a date with YOU? Let me quote Aerosmith: Dream On, Dream On

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 459 days

You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit