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Is that your face or did your neck just vomit?
Published 499 days
The hardest part about a business is minding your own.
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I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.
That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion
Yes, you are unique... so is everyone else
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Published 541 days
You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit