Life's sarcastic quotes

msmorgan1968

Published 1411 days

Smile graciously as you let the person behind you in the queue go before you...because its not out of sheer kindness to them..but for simple fact, you cant stick that smell a minute longer!!

msmorgan1968

Published 1147 days

To love... can happen quite easy, to like...now that's another matter!

msmorgan1968

Published 1147 days

Consider this...i am not concerned about what you think, i know the facts and your impression of me is a figment of your narcassistic temperament!

msmorgan1968

Published 1239 days

While youre talking about me behind my back, please feel free to bend down and kiss my ass!

msmorgan1968

Published 1368 days

Hey!! I am not lying... I wish you'd believe me! Every bad thing I said about you was the truth!

msmorgan1968

Published 1368 days

"Don't make you laugh!"
Why would I attempt to perform such an impossible task you miserable git!!

msmorgan1968

Published 1368 days

Wow! Your excuse is in truth worse than the first insult I heard you say about me, so being a lady I'm going to ignore it...until I decide which face I should re-adjust!!! Have a nice day...