"I love you more when you are cold and heartless!" -- Eric Northman
I'm a fairy? How lame! (Sookie)
[Terry to Sam]: "I ain't worried. I've never been so not worried. This is what normal people do, Sam. They fall in love. They make each other laugh. They move in together. They raise kids. They fight over money. They get old and fat together. And it's normal. And it's happenin' to me. I can't believe it".
"There's vampire in your cleavage. Allow me." -- Pam [to Sookie]
"Can you turn into a bat?" -- Sookie Stackhouse
"I must warn you, I have fed" -- Bill Compton