Published 48 days
Don't let your tongue get your teeth kicked out.
Published 62 days
Don't take it so hard!!! It's a joke not a dick
Published 67 days
You need to have a window installed in your stomach. Since your head is so far up your ass, you'll be able to see where your going.
Published 101 days
The only advantage you have over me is you can kiss my ass and I cannot.
Published 107 days
I don't hate people, I just don't get particularly excited about their existence.
Published 152 days
- Do you mind if I smoke?
- I couldn't care if you burst into flames!