Daily Dose of Sarcasm

Daily Dose of Sarcasm

HeatherSantamaria

Published 33 days

I trust you as far as I can spit, and that usually doesn't leave my chin.

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 33 days

That feeling in your chest? It's not love... it's indigestion

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 33 days

Yes, you are unique... so is everyone else

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 33 days

Do I want to go on a date with YOU? Let me quote Aerosmith: Dream On, Dream On

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 36 days

You did not wipe your mouth properly, there is still some bullshit

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 48 days

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I am so ugly, then what the hell are you?