Men vs Women

Men vs Women

Batman

Published 2009 days

OFFSPRING

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Batman

Published 2010 days

PROBLEMS

Women deny something is wrong and yet they act offended.

Men try to understand what they did wrong so they can fix it, making the situation worse in the process.

Batman

Published 2011 days

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Batman

Published 2011 days

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Batman

Published 2011 days

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Batman

Published 2011 days

NATURAL

Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.