Published 2054 days
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Published 2055 days
Women deny something is wrong and yet they act offended.
Men try to understand what they did wrong so they can fix it, making the situation worse in the process.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.