Bad Santa

Bad Santa

Batman

Published 1856 days

I DON'T LET KIDS SIT ON MY LAP ANYMORE.

THAT KIND OF S*** GOT MICHAEL JACKSON INTO TROUBLE.

Dirty Santa

Batman

Published 1951 days

MY DEAR ELVES, THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS:

OUR COMPANY HAS SUFFERED AN AGRESSIVE TAKE OVER. WE ALL WORK FOR GOOGLE NOW.

Cinical Santa

Batman

Published 2226 days

Undo the deception!

Undo the deception!

Batman

Published 2393 days

HEY, I'M NOT THE PERVERT HERE.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS PUTING HIS CHILD ON A STRANGER'S LAP.

Dirty Santa

Batman

Published 2529 days

TRAFFIC REGULATIONS DON'T ALLOW UNDERAGED KIDS ON MY SLED...

BUT YOUR MOMMA CAN RIDE ON IT WHENEVER SHE WANTS.

Dirty Santa

Batman

Published 2529 days

A PRETENTIOUS BRAT SAT ON MY LAP TODAY AND TOLD ME HOW DISSAPOINTED HE WAS WITH LAST YEARS PRESENTS...

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CRAPPY JOB

Working Class Santa