SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 1625 days

You enter a house and the door locks behind you. There are three doors. In the first door there are assassins waiting to kill you. In the second door there is a lion who hasn't eaten in three months. In the third door there is an uncontrollable fire. Which one would you choose if you want to live?

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 1668 days

A nightwatcher was on duty. He got so tired that he decided to sleep. He had a dream about the mayor flying on a plane that crashed. The next day the mayor was going to get on a plane but the nightwatcher stopped him and told him about his dream. The next day the nightwatcher got fired. Why?

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 1736 days

What animal asks but never answers?

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 1745 days

German French and Italian too,
We are famous for loving you.
Digging holes everywhere,
Some do mind but most don't care.
Eating everything in a bin,
But to us it's just not a sin.
I know that we sound like we will bite,
But when you see us it's love at first sight!

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 1925 days

What sort of ring is always square?

SrCapitanGenialFabuloso

Published 1926 days

Henry the VIII gives one of his wives a bottomless container to keep flesh, bone and blood in. What was the container?